Saturday, December 15, 2007

What University Did This Guy Attend?

"Roger Clemens adamantly, vehemently and whatever other adjectives can be used, denies that he has ever used steroids or whatever the word is for improper substances." Adverbs, Rusty. They're adverbs.

"He is really concerned and upset that he has been named in this report based on the allegations of apparently, reading the report, based on a trainer (Brian McNamee) that he has had in the past." Be a sport and run that by me again.

"That's not a standard somebody should be held out in public to have done something as serious as have used steroids in baseball." Yikes.

"Everybody assumes this is true and a man's reputation and all this years is thrown gone just like that. " Umm...

--Select quotes of Rusty Hardin, MLB pitcher Roger Clemens' grammatically challenged attorney.

1 comment:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Shit, I can't make sense of any of those sentences.