Showing posts with label homeowners association. Show all posts
Showing posts with label homeowners association. Show all posts

Monday, June 02, 2008

Illiteracy In My 'Hood III

May 2008 homeowners association newsletter
Additionally, I used my own edge trimmer which the clutch broke while trimming the pool area. Mr. ______, Director of the swimming pool authorized me the repair expenses.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Illiteracy In My 'Hood II

Another gem from my May 2008 homeowners association newsletter.

Swimming Pool Access Control.
Another very important change is the Access Control, we are not going to issue the usual tags, instead we are going to assign a magnetic code card (it is about the same size of a credit card) when passed through a card reader, the door will open automatically. More important information, on page 2 of this newsletter.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Illiteracy In My 'Hood

Installment one of my May 2008 Homeowners Association newsletter:

By the time this newsletter reach your hands, Mrs. ______ is going to be half way through the project of improvement the swimming pool facilities, specially Ladies room and Men’s room. The project will be ready for the Opening May 24.

Wow.