Skillz

I know I really shouldn't be suprised by the piss-poor writing and language skills of our population, but this is ridiculous! I lifted this off a message board:

"I the Man all this for little ole me :-) why thanks.... You on all that stuff okay thats good an all, But I don't really care as I said the first time kids went there an now my sisters kids go there also.So what was up when they were having the ceremonies at school an my sisters best friend as well as her Aunt weren't allowed to go in because they didn't have children there?Its one big fire hazard also the way they have the entry as well as the gates locked all the time. Oh well like I told my sister to each his own.Well have to pack off to Spain again you would think I would get used to it by now.Talk back at ya'll in amonth or so"

Wash Me

I never, ever use too much mud to wash my car ;-)

This sign has been making me chuckle for weeks. I finally remembered to take a picture of it yesterday.

Harvey's Cakes

I took this picture while taking my friend Shelley to the doctor the other (early) morning.

I wonder if them new-fangled sign-making contraptions have spell checkers. ;-)

Secondarily, the sentence is slightly dorky (That’s a technical term). Is the proprietor reaching out to people who are tired of getting frosting at reasonable prices? I can hear the chants protesting inexpensive frosting now: "One, two, three, four, expensive frosting is for whores!”

Or, as I expect is the case, is he trying to tell us he’s peddling reasonably-priced cakes that aren’t just a pile of frosting?

Fire your sign-maker and your slogan-maker-upper Harvey!